Thanksgiving Prayer of a New Mother

Thank you, Universe/Higher Being/God:

For 5 minute labor pain intervals
For Epidurals
For OB GYNs with great bedside manners
For anesthesiologists with the steadiest hands
For lactation tutors
For good nurses
For genuinely concerned pediatricians
For Vitamin D
For antibiotics
For strong and responsible husbands and fathers
For supportive in-laws
For loving families
For the internet (yas!) where I can search stuff like "red spots in infant's pee" in an instant
For veteran mothers who are willing to help new mothers like me
For malunggay leaves
For breastmilk (OMG it's so amaziiiin')
For sleep
For adorable babies who are actually sneaky little creatures that steal hearts